‘Piss Off Me Flowers’: UK Woman Launches War on Garden-Eating Cows

Launching an all-out war against a group of hungry cows, UK woman Alison Gibson was left to defend her flower-filled garden with a profanity-laced rant and, of course, a broom.
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“Hello, oh don’t eat me flowers. Oh, don’t eat me flowers - no! Go away!” Gibson can be heard yelling at the several cows chomping down on her rows of flowers. “Piss off me flowers. Get off me flowers.”

“Oi! Get off me bush, ya prats. Go on! … Get off me bush!” she continued.

It’s anyone guess who really took the win in this encounter.

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