The report carried out by the UN Secretariat covers the period between July 2014 and June 2014. The crimes and misdemeanors are itemized but kept anonymous.
The use — or misuse — of UN vehicles makes a frequent appearance in the report: from stealing tires and fuel, to joy riding in an official car and transporting 173 kilograms of marijuana.
Staff members were found to be stealing money earmarked in envelopes for contractors — pinching a wallet from a colleague, and in once instance, an employee siphoned US$2,200 from a passenger traveling on a UN flight while they were being screened by security.
Other offences include assaulting a staff member with a pool cue, a knife attack, driving a tractor into an office building with the intent to injure a colleague, faking educational qualifications and covering up criminal convictions.
Under UN rules, once an employee is dismissed, it's up to individual member states to investigate their circumstances and bring about charges, if appropriate.
This report does not name staff or their nationalities, or where the offences were carried out. It therefore, only offers an insight into the somewhat bizarre life of certain UN staff and their code of conduct. It remains unknown whether they will be convicted for their crimes or not.