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Oh Joy! If Elected President Trump Vows to Keep Tweeting

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As the billionaire Twitter bully races toward the White House, the most tragic prospect of a Trump presidency may be that he would be forced to sanitize his outlandish and unintentionally hilarious social media activities. But thankfully the real estate mogul has promised that if elected, he will continue to be all thumbs.

In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, the Republican presidential frontrunner confirmed that he won’t disappoint his legion of Twitter followers.

"I’ll do modified tweets. They may not be as aggressive," he said.

Trump, who is just as loutish online as he is on the campaign trail, has likened having a Twitter account to "owning your own newspaper, without the losses."

"You get the word out and you get it out your way," he said, according to the Wall Street Journal.

So it’s really a win-win. If Trump is elected, America will become great again, as promised, without even having to sacrifice its favorite Internet troll. And, since he can do it without owning a newspaper, no trees will be harmed in the making of his presidency.

Whatever happens in 2016, look forward to more tweets like these:

And these:

​And, of course, these:

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