The love died Monday morning. The all-consuming, if one-way, relationship only lasted a month: the SNL comedy writer revealed their new relationship status as he responded to the commander in chief’s first tweets of his 17-day vacation.
It started with a casual "hey."
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) August 7, 2017
Then, Patten hit POTUS with the "there’s no good way to say this" spiel.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) August 7, 2017
Oh the heartache! Who needs a tissue?
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) August 7, 2017
Like a knife to the heart – we’re dying over here.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) August 7, 2017
And just like that, Patten goes for the final blow — All. Over. Text.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) August 7, 2017
Despite Patten putting the final nail in the coffin, it seems even he is having a hard time looking back at their "summer loving" honeymoon stage.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) August 7, 2017
While it’s worth mentioning this was a gag relationship the comedy writer initiated in early July, it’s still saddening to see such an end to "TruPatt." We’ll always have those tweets … hopefully.
