"I was cleaning the water trough [and] when I was finished, I went to get on the bike and realized the Emus had taken the key!” the keyless employee told Viral Hog in a statement. “I rang my boss, and he laughed at me and said it had never happened before.”
“We have not found the key, but my boss found a spare key," she added.
Humans: 0; Emus: 1.